Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

(Source: funnyorwtf)

wegotsdis:

All of the above motherfucker

wegotsdis:

All of the above motherfucker

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ivetouchedjoshdun:

carved this into my desk a while ago to remind myself that its okay to be messed up

ivetouchedjoshdun:

carved this into my desk a while ago to remind myself that its okay to be messed up

is it too much to ask for a bunch of comics

4walkingdisaster1:

What wise words

4walkingdisaster1:

What wise words

evidently-evil:

calibornsbottomwhore:

if i had superpowers id use them to get cheesey fries when ever i wanted them

I like that you didn’t even specify the superpower and were just like you’ll make it work

(Source: thorodinbro)

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306,205 plays | by The Killers

scorpio:

The Killers | “When You Were Young”

"You sit there in your heartache
Waiting on some beautiful boy
To save you from your old ways."

dicksp8jr:

agibaxe:

leonardnimoysdimples:

When an American hears the degrees in Celsius

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When everyone else hears the degrees in Fahrenheit

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oh my god

(Source: robertpicardos)