deersjaw:

Drink milk every day to prepare for the skeleton war

i bet i could make kanye west in saints row

tonemonotone:

How to get followers: Just tag all your posts as nsfw. Every single one. They might not get 1000 notes but at least your friends milfloversanus and scoots-mcbuttholes will be there to support you from that point forward.

latenightseth:

Amy Poehler’s reaction to Chris Pratt’s surprise package is priceless.

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Spring Breakers, dir. by Harmony Korine (2012) 

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Now I am become no gf, the knower of feels

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jaclcfrost:

eternally passionate about movie soundtracks and movie costumes and deleted scenes from movies and concept art for movies and scenery from movies and bloopers from movies and watching movies and movie theaters and just movies

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To Everyone Posting “Food Hacks”

bestnatesmithever:

thedaddycomplex:

You know those are actually called “recipes,” right?

Thanks for the “word hack”, DAD.