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One time I was so poor I got in the newspaper

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:16:03 -0400

EMMA

sext: fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:51:39 -0400

sext: fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles

fairy0nacidd: clumsy-words: fairy0nacidd: So happy that I came home to a million fucking...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:48:43 -0400

fairy0nacidd:

clumsy-words:

fairy0nacidd:

So happy that I came home to a million fucking couples…

Omg ok I read this wrong and imagined you literally coming home and witnessing a massive orgie in your kitchen or something

omfg I don’t know if that would be great or terrifying.

swabloob: ash h as a thigh. gap.

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:48:04 -0400

swabloob:

ash h as a thigh. gap.

beyonces: send me unpopular opinions and i will reply with “agree” or “disagree”

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:47:21 -0400

beyonces:

send me unpopular opinions and i will reply with “agree” or “disagree”

killerfromthedeep: leaningnow-intofebreeze: peepingtomdelonge: imagine if your kid wanted to have...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:46:56 -0400

killerfromthedeep:

leaningnow-intofebreeze:

peepingtomdelonge:

imagine if your kid wanted to have a playdate with someone they met at school and the parents wanted to meet you first and when they came over one of your favorite band members got out of the car

like what would you do

have a playdate of my own

saying “how can you be sad when people have it so much worse than you” is as ridiculous as “how can...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:45:35 -0400

saying “how can you be sad when people have it so much worse than you” is as ridiculous as “how can you be happy when people have it so much better than you”

carry-on-my-wayward-butt: HEY CAN WE DO THE WORLD A FAVOR AND...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:42:11 -0400

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

HEY CAN WE DO THE WORLD A FAVOR AND QUIT FAKING SHIT LIKE THIS

SOME JERKASSES WILL ACTUALLY BELIEVE IT AND CAUSE A GODDAMNED RIOT

YAHOO ISN’T GOING TO DELETE BLOGS

YAHOO HAS NO CONTROL OVER THE BLOGS

THE T&C REMAIN THE SAME

NOBODY WILL DELETE BLOGS BECAUSE OF “FANDOM CONTENT,” “SHIPPING,” OR “DEVIANT BEHAVIORS SUCH AS HOMOSEXUALITY”

QUIT TRYING TO SPREAD LIES ABOUT THEM HOLY SHIT THAT’S CALLED SLANDER YOU FRICKING MORONS

THEY SAVED TUMBLR FROM GOING UNDER AND NOTHING IS CHANGING SO STOP BEING ASSHOLES

tardisity: The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:31:08 -0400

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

deadlyjohnson: FACTS ABOUT THINGS: TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE. THEIR OPTIONS WERE TO EITHER...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:26:40 -0400

deadlyjohnson:

FACTS ABOUT THINGS:

TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE. THEIR OPTIONS WERE TO EITHER SELL IT OR SHUT IT DOWN.

YAHOO SAYS THEY’RE GOING TO LET IT RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT BUSINESS. IN THEORY, NOTHING WILL CHANGE EXCEPT FOR WHO’S LEGALLY OWNING IT.

NOW EVERYONE CALM DOWN.

phione: if i pause my music to listen to your audio post it better be fucking good

Sun, 19 May 2013 05:32:32 -0400

phione:

if i pause my music to listen to your audio post it better be fucking good

dollshi: Might have missed some things but this is the...

Sun, 19 May 2013 05:29:25 -0400

dollshi:

Might have missed some things but this is the general idea. Hope you enjoyed it.

claydols: my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my...

Sun, 19 May 2013 05:25:44 -0400

claydols:

my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change

moriartii: of-amethyst-eyes: galaxeys: Pledge allegiance to...

Sun, 19 May 2013 05:25:18 -0400

moriartii:

of-amethyst-eyes:

galaxeys:

Pledge allegiance to the struggle

This person deserves an award. O___O

More than that. She deserves everything omg.

me to boys my age: sorry, ur too young

Sun, 19 May 2013 05:24:58 -0400

me to boys my age: sorry, ur too young

luphphy: caraknightley: i hate when people touch me and then when i tell them not to touch me they...

Sun, 19 May 2013 05:23:44 -0400

luphphy:

caraknightley:

i hate when people touch me and then when i tell them not to touch me they get rude

or even worse when they think you’re joking and keep touching you for fun

genocidercyo: clockey: you’re the window to my wall you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

Sun, 19 May 2013 05:23:28 -0400

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

whatsacanada: crona-makenshi-1994: whatsacanada: “what’s wrong with hipsters?” omfg theyre...

Sun, 19 May 2013 05:23:22 -0400

whatsacanada:

crona-makenshi-1994:

whatsacanada:

“what’s wrong with hipsters?”

omfg theyre australian O.O….i don’t want to live in this country anymore * x9999 facepalm combo*

can you *x9999 facepalm combo* off my post

cevansydg: http://themainbusb.tumblr.com I MUST HAVE THEM...

Sun, 19 May 2013 05:22:31 -0400

cevansydg:

http://themainbusb.tumblr.com

I MUST HAVE THEM ALL

Photo

Sun, 19 May 2013 05:22:11 -0400